Ode to my inny
E.S. Conway 1985 (United Kingdom)
Once I had an outy
(A penis some might say)
A vagina growing outward
It developed the wrong way
So after many years
When it all became too much
I decided to have it changed
To something I can’t clutch
Now I’m not being dirty
And don’t think of me as rude
We’re not talking Masturbation
Or anything so crude
I just wanted my little outy
To be inverted as was right
To change that blasted willy
Into something out of sight.
So my outy became an inny
(Or “vagina” you could say)
And that inny is my pride and joy
I clean it every day
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Submitted by almostemily on May 09, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 523 |
Words | 106 |
Stanzas | 5 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4, 4 |
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