The Tiniest Ghost

In the back of your closet,
far deeper than most
is an old haunted shoe with
the Tiniest Ghost.

The minuscule moans echo
from your tiny host.
Spiders and bugs whisper of
the Tiniest Ghost.

Ectoplasmic shoe laces,
cereal from Post,
all floats quite creepily for
the Tiniest Ghost.

If you notice your junk moved
a small bit at most,
a sure sign you're dealing with
the Tiniest Ghost.

It is trying its best, though,
with little to boast.
Please pretend to be scared of
the Tiniest Ghost.