Valet Farting
I watched her lift her leg and fart
and said that must be age and heart
But wondered why she needed help
when all that gas was power felt
And thought her sick for just the cause
and yelled at her for what it was
And said I saw her let it go
and wondered if you're nuts or so
And she would blush and say a thing
like so you saw me what's the ding
And I would say I've never seen
a woman fart and carry swing
For what I knew as just a kid
was fart real loud and not with lid
So helping hands would never lift
what ass to all was border'd gift
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Old Farts
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Written on March 26, 2022
Submitted by Poetbird on March 26, 2022
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | AAXX BBCC DDXD EEFF |
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 543 |
Words | 121 |
Stanzas | 4 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4 |
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