Analysis of Clarkson VS Markle
Jeremy Clarkson and Meghan Markle
Are a pair we've all come to know well
He's known for his cars and his humor so dry
while Megans dresses will catch your eye
But when it comes to Meghan, oh how he sighs
He's never been one to mince his words or tell lies
He says she's too American, too liberal, too woke
Her dress sense, her speeches, all just one big joke
He grumbles and grouches and makes quite a fuss
Saying she's ruined the royal family, caused a fuss
But we all know that his thinking backwards and cold
And that deep down he aging, or so we've been told
So let's not take Jeremy's rants too heart
Remember while he's just playing a part
Meghan, just shrugs no need to act a bitch
Because Jeramys bankrupt while she filthy rich
Scheme | XXAA BBCC DDEE FFGG |
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Poetic Form | Quatrain (75%) |
Metre | 1001001010 101111111 11111011011 11101111 11111101111 110111111111 11110100110011 01101011111 1100101101 10110010100101 111111101001 011111011111 11111111 0101111001 1011111101 0111011101 |
Closest metre | Iambic hexameter |
Characters | 738 |
Words | 144 |
Sentences | 1 |
Stanzas | 4 |
Stanza Lengths | 4, 4, 4, 4 |
Lines Amount | 16 |
Letters per line (avg) | 36 |
Words per line (avg) | 9 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 145 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 35 |
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my friend gives me challenges and i have 10 min to compose here is todays
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