Analysis of LONDON LABOUR PARTY (Definitive Final Version)
A Scotch joke theory tested to compute
By putting an Ape in shirt and grey suit
Sporting a red tie, it’s cover complete
Though shirt’s too tight to hide his neck’s hirsute
With fake Scotch grunts and shrieks, though none dispute
How ugly he looks with charm in pursuit.
Then Scotchland shipped to contest a local seat
Hoping their Scotch Lottery balls we’ll beat
As if clutching straws, the short straw for him ?
NO! Voted in by local Tories grim
Now, he’s the only Ape in London Zoo
Sitting in the corner, nothing to do
But shriek “SNP BAD, SNP BAD”
Then Pavlovian fed, his sweat so bad
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. Oh crumbs !
For last Scotch MP “SCOTORUM SCROTUM”.
Scheme | AABAAABBCCDDEEFC |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 0111010101 1101101011 1001111001 1111111101 1111011101 1101111001 1111100101 1011100111 1110101111 1100110101 1101010101 1000101011 111111 110011111 1111010011 111111 |
Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 692 |
Words | 125 |
Sentences | 7 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 16 |
Lines Amount | 16 |
Letters per line (avg) | 33 |
Words per line (avg) | 8 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 525 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 126 |
About this poem
The Soottish Labour Party are illegally registered in England so should not be allowed to stand in our Scottish Democracy and so officially cannot be called Scottish Labour Party as they are not independent but subservient branch to the London Labour Party, so hopefully the Scottish public will tell them where to go for ever more. Please Note - SCOTORUM SCROTUM - SCOTORUM is the latin name for SCOTTISH for this political animal.
Written on March 07, 2024
Submitted by fortranfan on March 07, 2024
Modified by fortranfan on April 26, 2024
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