mrtwoplanks

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  February 2024     2 months ago

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LONDON LABOUR PARTY

A Scotch joke theory tested to compute
By putting an Ape in shirt and grey suit
Sporting a red tie, it’s cover complete
Though shirt’s too tight to hide his neck’s hirsute
With fake Scotch grunts and shrieks, though none dispute
How ugly he...

– by Deek Robertson

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